Awesome Advice On How to Avoid a Shark Attack

This lady’s advice on how to avoid an encounter with a shark is to avoid the “shark’s house.” She says you can go to the beach, just don’t go to the ocean. When a chicken comes into her house, she eats it. When peas come into her house, she eats them. So it’s not surprising that when you go into the shark’s house, he’ll eat you. You can’t really argue with this logic and we applaud her entertaining clarity on the issue.


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